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## 💩 CarlitoReyesJr.com — A Sparkly PSA with Serious Petty Energy  

Welcome to the internet’s most unexpected digital intervention. This site exists to remind you that actions have consequences—and sometimes those consequences include a website with a pooping elephant and a glittery legal disclaimer.


Created as a response to real-world nonsense, **CarlitoReyesJr.com** shines a very sparkly spotlight on shady behavior, with a hint of humor and a whole lot of heart. Whether you’re here for the ✨legal disclaimers✨, the therapy resources, or just to giggle, you’re in the right place.


Because in a world full of red flags, someone had to make one *magenta, sparkly, and searchable.*


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FYI: Discovering what you're really made of.

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No Scrubs: No, we don't want your number. No, we don't want to give you ours. And no, we don't want to meet you nowhere. No, we don't want none of your time.

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Growth Resources: Nobody likes a sociopath

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Upcoming Carlito Reyes Jr: 

- Bills, Bills, Bills or Lies, Lies, Lies

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Disclaimers

💫✨ Glittery Legal Disclaimer of Righteousness ✨💫

This website is a work of ✨divine emotional expression✨ and should not be mistaken for defamation.

The views expressed herein are:

  • Based on lived experiences, word-of-mouth trauma, and righteous intuition.
  • Allegedly accurate, but also possibly influenced by poetic justice and therapeutic web design.
  • Protected by free speech, moral clarity, and the spiritual backing of several overworked guardian angels.
     

🪽 No kind-hearted person was harmed in the making of this domain.
Just one emotionally unavailable elephant and an individual who made choices. Questionable ones.

🕊️ This page is spiritually audited by the Heavenly Ethics Committee, chaired by unnamed forces of good, justice, and fabulous vengeance.

🪽✨ “Bless your heart, but we remember what you did.” ✨🪽
(click to continue, or reflect on your life choices)
 

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